- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Waseem is not a funny guy!

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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