Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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