whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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