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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wood cant chuck wood

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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