Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What's wrong with woman Everything

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

american government

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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