What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

dead battery come on down

A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

fart+fart=poop

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

...NO.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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