- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

women's rights.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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