Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Your time.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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