- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What do you call a black man? Jamal

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

I am on a escalator.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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