what happened to your gran you tell me

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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