I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

marshal sterio had sex

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Obama

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Chuck Norris died.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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