- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Unnnnnnnn

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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