A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Not Steve Jobs

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Women.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Nice weather we're having.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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