- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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