What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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I like hats XD!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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women's rights

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dislike this...please.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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