- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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