knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Womens Rights.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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