What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Do you believe this will change?

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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hi patrick

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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poop

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Obama

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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