- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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