What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Once upon a time.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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man boobs

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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