Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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