If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Cancer.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Your social life.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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