How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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where are you?

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Smart Blondes

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Anti Joke

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