What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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