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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What did I do last night?work

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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