Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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