Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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