A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Male penises.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Susie has Autism

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anne hatthaway

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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The BCS

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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