Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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