Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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terry stockton is straight

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Smart Blondes

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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