What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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