what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

what's red and blue? your heart

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

poop

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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