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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Dancing Potatoe!

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

neil patrick harris

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

i like tits

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Dancing Potatoe!

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

neil patrick harris

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

i like tits

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.