Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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