Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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68 :)

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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