Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

space is fun

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Do you believe this will change?

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

hi patrick

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

School

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

what's red and blue? your heart

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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