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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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