- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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