- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Justin Beiber

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

connor sucks

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Reed is poopin

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

peter charastabopouloulous

No it isn't.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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