As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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