- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Trashcan!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why was Timmy sad?

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Gadaffi

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Chuck Norris died.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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