Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Penis

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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