Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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knock knock

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Penis!

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

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