Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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potatoes

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Potato.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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