What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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democracy

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Women's rights

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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