Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Gabe Mercado

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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