- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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