- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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