Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

ugh good riddance

Poop

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

womens rights to vote

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Women's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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