As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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baby loves lalma

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Which one is hardest?

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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math test 2=2

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Women's Sports

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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