- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the clock say? The time.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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