What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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