Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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what is big and white? the moon

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Woman's Rights.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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you

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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