Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Anti Joke

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