whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Comment is abusive and has been removed.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

thumb_up thumb_down -38

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

thumb_up thumb_down -42

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

thumb_up thumb_down +45

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops