- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

The 19th Amendment

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What is next?

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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