- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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