Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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potatoes

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Anti Joke

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