You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Take my wife- to the store.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

Homework.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What time is it? 10:58

"Up to 50% off."

who smells? •Liam

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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