- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Knock Knock Yes?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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