- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

who farted your mother

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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